Dumb blondes

Why?
Why are only blondes dumb? Why only target the 'fair folk'? (I picked that up from Eragon lol)
Does only hair colour matter? It is true that people are blessed with only one thing and well, blondes are blessed with beauty!
Despite this, I have had experiences with dumb and pretty people. But well they don't need the brains! They'd probably be rich enough to hire brains! (Modelling and stuff) 
But its not that beautiful people cannot be smart. Movies like Legally Blonde stress on that. You don't have to be a Plain Jane to be smart. Every woman can have beauty and brains (if she wants it). No one is born stupid, people just lose brain power over a period. Blondes mostly do that because they have their 'beauty' to worry about.
Also, why do people create blonde jokes only on the girls? There are a LOT of dumb guys, let alone blondes. Why target only the women? 
But, all the end of the day we will be us.. or we. :P Creating stereotypes is our jobless job (a job which indicates joblessness). So, here's a few blonde jokes ;)
Brunette: When I'm older, I'll go to Mars!

Blonde: When I'm older, I'll go to the Sun!

Brunette: It's too hot though!

Blonde: Your stupid! I'll go at night
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2 blondes where walking through a snow storm, one says ... my hands are numb are yours? there other one replies... I don't know I cant feel them. 

Expect the unexpected

Hey people, before i start ranting about whatever, I have to mention to you that my age is 14 not 13. Sorry for the lapse but, I still can't understand how I forgot my age. Also, thank you Vinita!
'Expect the unexpected'
Who came up with that!?!?!? That is yet another phrase which does not make any sense. Why?
Because if your expecting the unexpected, the unexpected does not remain unexpected! So the usage of this mostly used phrase is totally inappropriate (Yay, I used a big word!!). 
Next time your saying "Expect the unexpected" think again because, you are making absolutely no sense.
But sadly, there is no replacement for this crappy phrase created by divine humanity (Some more big words!!).
Also thank you my followers for following me. :P

You are what you eat

'You are what you eat'
Which idiot made that up? It is just not practical at all. Why?
Well, firstly if you are what you eat you need to be a cannibal to be a human being (the things i come up with). Secondly squirrels are nuts because they eat nuts? What about people who eat beef are they cows? Do they have udders?!? Also people who eat chicken..... I'm pretty sure there is some daredevil kinda person out there who eats chicken and is not one. Lastly, what about vegetarians like me? We are not green and we are definitely not plants.
So I conclude that you are not what you eat not what you wear or do.You are what you are and what you want to be. :)

Peeing while lying

Liar liar, pants on fire.
Well if your lying and your pants are on fire, what are you going to do to douse the fire?
Here's the theory my friends and I created on this subject - 
Firstly you can't use a fire extinguisher because your 'insides' would be burnt before you reach one and use it. Also fire extinguishers are quite heavy.
So the best thing to do is pee in your pants. But of course you can't do it in front of the person your lying to. 
Thus we concluded that the best way to lie was to lie in the bathroom on the phone where you can pee in 'peece'.
So, if you don't want burnt insides lie in the bathroom on the phone. 
Best of luck! :) 

Hey

If your wondering why my blog's called Momo Blog, it's 'coz my friends call me Momo. 
Note that I'm not writing this blog to vent out my frustration. Frankly I'm just doing it because I'm bored and I need something to do :P 
This blog is an ode to all the normal things in life which are not all that normal.
Hope someone's reading :P 
As for me I'm a 13 year old girl. Passionate about food, fashion, films, books and a lot of other things. All I want to do is be the owner of a three Michelin star restaurant (although I can spell restaurant only thanks to spell check) and of course be rich and famous blah blah blah.....
Most importantly.....
I LOVE PIZZA 
and quite contrary to my nick name I do not like momos.